MY AWESOME NEW BACKGROUND!

So as you can see from the title, I have an awesome new background that is the entire internet in one picture. You ready?

*If you can't see the thing that I am obviously shying away from, it is the IE icon. Get away from that little creep.

k bye.

** We hit over 1,000 page views! Thank y'all so much!

A New Appreciation Of Mine.

        Hey guys. I went to Tuacahn Amphitheater a few days ago with my mom to go see a show. And it was really good. Anyways, the show ended at 11:00 p.m. And as we were walking back to the car, they had the overhead lights. So we were almost to the car. So freaking close. When the Apeople in front of us, kind of like went out of their way to avoid something. So I looked down. And what did I see you may ask? A tarantula. A gigantic tarantula. And I stopped to look at it. And my mom was like, "Keep moving, keep moving." So I was like holy turd spiders are not allowed to be that big. That should be against the law or something. And then like I was worried that there were tarantulas freaking everywhere. But of course, there were no more. So here comes in the part where I express appreciation. That those little turds can't fly. I mean what if one those little uggs like ran into your face. That'd be like terrible. And now I'm like screw you evolution, because if spiders can evolve to fly in like fifty years I will like have a complete freak out. So yeah, that's all.




k bye.

JARRED'S BACKSTORY (not all facts are checked)

     So we all know who Jarred is. But do we all know his backstory? His childhood fears and what made him turn into the selfie taking half-monkey man.


      Jarred was raised in a poor Ugandan town. Which he was later adopted by Mr. and Mrs. Schwab and ate popsicles. The End.

Funny Memes!

 

A Quote From Jarred: "The hole is too big for a plug."

    That's deep man. Deep. So deep I can't even see you anymore. And you thought the Jarred Trend was over. Well it's still going. Just like mustaches. Yay for mustaches! Anyways so the Jarred Trend is still going strong. Although sometimes, you just have to believe that the Trend that you started based off your tire guy will still keep going. So I have a proposition. We make Jarred a superstar. Okay, I know what your thinking, "Oh God, I'm not making a 'Free Jarred' picket sign." Well that's not how we're going to make Jarred a superstar. Jarred doesn't even need freeing. Jarred probably needs a bigger salary than freedom. I just thought of something I'm going to do to his picture:

    Why am I laughing so hard at this photo? I don't even know. But- OH MY FREAKING GOD, THAT'S HYSTERICAL! Repeat process like twelve times. I designed this picture in a library. Yeah, people stared and probably wondered why I was trying to cover up my laughter. OMIGOD! But I'm just hysterical. I love this picture so much. And now I'm listening to a cover of Anna Sun by Walk The Moon and the cover is by Joey Graceffa. And it's pretty good. I know what I should do when I have my crap sorted. A picture designer. Obviously. Because I'm so good at it. You're reading a pro's work.


So yeah. Bye.

Copyright Natalie Jones of Awesome Picture Editing LLC.

PULLING A JARRED!

    Hey guys! So lately I have been posting about Jarred. The. Tire. Guy. Who is like my best friend ever now. We look like dis.




Yeah we PB&J cause that's just how we roll. Anyways the title is "Pulling a Jarred". Now I came up with this phrase no matter what anyone says. Now "Pulling a Jarred" is when you do something stupid or you fail. So this phrase should be used. A lot. So yeah. Jarred and I are like best friends and no one can ever make our friendship fail.
 

North Korea eat a snickers. You get a little nuclear terroristic when you're hungry...

     As most of you know, N. Korea has been making threats about nuclear bombs and weapons, for a while and it's all thanks to this guy:




oops wrong guy





That's better.


How to explain what the hell is going on with North Korea gangster style.


Yeah, so this dawgs paps went kaboom then this little sh*t took ova. Now he be makin threats to everwhere. Like in da house. Threatening to make the US kablamo.


Yeah, I'm kind of tired.

k bye.