IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!!!; Is what I said at eight a.m. on Sunday Morning.

      So yeah, June 2nd was my birthday. Which also happened to be the day the word awesome started to mean something. Anyways, I had an awesome time, went to Six Flags Discovery Kingdom. BTW, I'm just gonna give you some advice, pee before you go on the Medusa ride. Seriously. The seat fastening presses against your bladder and makes you very uncomfortable. Very. So instead of enjoying the ride, I had to just close my eyes and think, don't pee, don't pee. As soon as the ride was over, I just ran to the bathroom. And then all was well. YAY! Anyways, it was really fun. But I preferred the tilt-a-whirl thing to any of the rides. My dad almost puked on a four year old. LOL. On the chair that they put on chains and have it in the air. Yeah. That was pretty funny. And then we went on a few more rides then went home. So yeah it was a good day.


k bye.

DA TURD?!?! On Club Penguin.

    Admit it, you've played Club Penguin at least once in your life. And if you haven't, kudos to you that's pretty amazing and badass. Look at you, thinking to yourself, "I'll just pretend I haven't played CP before." And you just realized you said your thought a loud. Oh sh*t, you think to yourself. Gotta make up a good excuse. "Erm, CP stands for, um, Cantine People." You say to the crowd who listened. Now they start to quiet down. You're screwed. So you run out of the building. Sobbing. See, just admit it to yourself. You have played Club Penguin. It's the first step to closure. I feel like Club Penguin doesn't even have kids on it anymore; it's just Tumblr people being dipturds and might I say, It's great! Hehe, jk. mkay, bye. Sorry for the crappy placing of pics; I just got a new laptop and still trying to figure out all of the settings.

My Fiftieth Post!

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!

    OH MY GOD! So excited. Now, I've been told many times not to be all like, OMG! But if it does happen I will be so freaking happy.
    So now you're probably like, "What is she so happy about?" Well I'm happy because of.... my school trip to Europe! They go to Rome, Florence, Paris, and London! And it's only... well... three thousand dollars... For some of you, maybe this isn't a lot of cash. Well to my family it kind of is. I've been told not to get hopeful. I was given a 50/50 chance. I usually go to the U.K. every year because I have family there. But I haven't been to Paris for three years. Ok, don't give me that look. I sound like a total spoiled asshole. I'm more like a spoiled ass. Not an asshole, there is a difference in asshole-ness. But... I haven't been to Italy and we rarely go sight-seeing when we're in London and we were only in France for two days three nights. So yeah, don't give me that look.

I MISS YOU!

We were together ever since I can remember.
Some of my favorite memories were with you.
I can't wait for eighteen months.
I need steak.
I need good, not easy chewable food.
I miss you, food.

Braces. Damn you.
I got braces. Damn them.
I'm just gonna damn the braces the whole time.
I seriously hate braces.
^Look a hyperbole. JK.
They freaking hurt like a hippo eating a hobbit and trying to digest it.
Damn it.
It just hurts so bad. It's like a cheetah pooping out an elf.

SADNESS,
K BYE. 

Does Absolut Vodka Really Have A Key Ingredient To Save Humanity If The Zombie Apocolypse Strikes?

       I see my title has interested you into clicking onto my post. Ha! I win!


      Anyway, Absolut Vodka does not hold any key ingredient in saving humanity, incase of the looming (Not really) Zombie Apocalypse.

      How the zombie apoc. starts:


  *Suddenly you are chained to a chair with a TV in front of you. Because no one else will watch.*


                                                           Le person eating cereal.


                                                          Le friend eats his cereal.
                  

                           Le person gets so pissed that he eats the friend and the rest of the cereal.



                  Le friend comes out of persons butt. And eats the person. Now comes the third dude.

                                    Le friend and person fight for the third dude.




   Now I know what you're thinking, this is the most f'd up Dr. Seuss story ever.











k bye.