Whoever invented age limits was just plain old stupid. How dare you tell me I can't go on Thomas The Train? How dare you tell me I am too young to ride the Stratosphere in Las Vegas?
Why can't I go on the train ride through the animal sanctuary?
Why do you tell me that I can't go into that bouncy castle? I don't have a knife. I'm not going to pop the damn castle. And now you're telling me I might scare the kids? THOSE KIDS NEED A ROLE MODEL. And now you're calling security, wow, tough guy aren't you? And as those security guards "escort" me out, I will give you my well used middle finger, Mr. Bouncy Castle Manager Guy.
I mean, I understand you want to keep kids safe from weirdo pervs. But I'm not a perv. So let me on the freaking Spongebob rollercoaster.
Amen, Bro. Next time they "escort" you out, just say:
ReplyDelete"Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I have five fingers,
The middle one is for you."
I hate restrictions. They suck a**.