Grapefruits: The chubby cousin of oranges.

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 Grapefruits.

   This is sort of a stupid post but grapefruits are probably the most misunderstood fruits, besides lemons. I always put a bunch of sugar on them. So is that like making them fake. Like a Ke$ha fruit? You know, like maybe a bunch of sugar is kind of like all the glitter and make-up. And they're like chubby. They're like the obese oranges of the world. That kind of makes me sad. It's like all the sugar we put on them makes them fat. That makes me feel like I should be putting less sugar on them. But that would make my tongue depressed.


  Anyway, should my tongue or should obese oranges be sad?

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