Dude, I really don't want to see that. On Facebook Statuses.

    Some people are just plain stupid. If you just took a dump, do I really need to see a post saying how brown it was? What if I was eating Chinese food?  And I looked down at my food all like,  

                                          
    And if you're clogging up my home page with stuff about who you're dating and who sucks crap. (Because you dated them and they broke up with you. And the only person who will listen is the internet.) I will delete you. Fast. I'm a speedy motha.


Anywayzz.  If you're having relationship issues, please talk about it on Myspace, because no one has to endure reading it.  HA!!

  And if you're playing ninja games and you're over fourteen...

  GET HELP. GET HELP. GET HELP.

  And if you're all like, "Like my status for a FU."

  I don't wanna be FU'd. Who the crap would?

  Well actually I have ten friends who liked it.

  My friends have issues...

 Click here for what not to do's.

12 and over. For language content.

Or you can watch it. I'm a blogger not a cop.


k bye.

Sorry I haven't posted in a while...

    Hey guys. Sorry I haven't posted in a while. Here's what happened:


   I went on Spring Break for a week.

  Got sleepy and lazy.

   Took some naps.

   Ok, I fell asleep, a lot.


  Anyways, I just wanted to kind of say hi. And I also wanted to say thank you! I have now reached 300 blog views! Thanks guys! I love you guys so much!




k thanks bye.

Internet Wars: MYSPACE VS REDDIT

                            Myspace VS Reddit

Anyway, I decided to start a thing called Internet Wars. It's a ripoff of like, 20 shows on History Channel. Why am I using bold? That's better.
I just realized I should've done this for my science fair. Damn. Well, there's always next year.
K, so first of all. WTF is wrong with Reddits homepage. It's like confusing. So theres a robot in the top corner and stuff like Welcome to Canada. I'm in the freaking U.S. Canadia Eh? Sorry that's my Twitter Bio. BTDUB follow me @natcami. And Myspace is just empty. All there is is a tumbleweed. JK. Anyway, there are like probably a few thousand active accounts. Compared to Facebook, where there are like 30,000 dead peoples accounts. I got tired and just gave up.



                                            Who Wins the War?


                                               YOU DECIDE!

  *Canadia always wins, but never wars. Never.


k bye. Ermagerd! Follow me @natcami.

eHarmony Cat Lady

   The eHarmony cat lady is pretty psycho. She just loves cats so much. So she wants to hug every cat. Do you want to try to love cats as much as she does? Do you think I want to love cats that much.

 Link to original video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTTwcCVajAc

 Link to songified video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sP4NMoJcFd4


 Just watch the video and comment on a scale from 1 - 10 on how psycho she is. (10 being completely psycho needs to be locked up in an asylum, 1 being she reminds me of my grandma.)

  k bye. :)