MY AWESOME NEW BACKGROUND!

So as you can see from the title, I have an awesome new background that is the entire internet in one picture. You ready?

*If you can't see the thing that I am obviously shying away from, it is the IE icon. Get away from that little creep.

k bye.

** We hit over 1,000 page views! Thank y'all so much!

A New Appreciation Of Mine.

        Hey guys. I went to Tuacahn Amphitheater a few days ago with my mom to go see a show. And it was really good. Anyways, the show ended at 11:00 p.m. And as we were walking back to the car, they had the overhead lights. So we were almost to the car. So freaking close. When the Apeople in front of us, kind of like went out of their way to avoid something. So I looked down. And what did I see you may ask? A tarantula. A gigantic tarantula. And I stopped to look at it. And my mom was like, "Keep moving, keep moving." So I was like holy turd spiders are not allowed to be that big. That should be against the law or something. And then like I was worried that there were tarantulas freaking everywhere. But of course, there were no more. So here comes in the part where I express appreciation. That those little turds can't fly. I mean what if one those little uggs like ran into your face. That'd be like terrible. And now I'm like screw you evolution, because if spiders can evolve to fly in like fifty years I will like have a complete freak out. So yeah, that's all.




k bye.

JARRED'S BACKSTORY (not all facts are checked)

     So we all know who Jarred is. But do we all know his backstory? His childhood fears and what made him turn into the selfie taking half-monkey man.


      Jarred was raised in a poor Ugandan town. Which he was later adopted by Mr. and Mrs. Schwab and ate popsicles. The End.

Funny Memes!

 

A Quote From Jarred: "The hole is too big for a plug."

    That's deep man. Deep. So deep I can't even see you anymore. And you thought the Jarred Trend was over. Well it's still going. Just like mustaches. Yay for mustaches! Anyways so the Jarred Trend is still going strong. Although sometimes, you just have to believe that the Trend that you started based off your tire guy will still keep going. So I have a proposition. We make Jarred a superstar. Okay, I know what your thinking, "Oh God, I'm not making a 'Free Jarred' picket sign." Well that's not how we're going to make Jarred a superstar. Jarred doesn't even need freeing. Jarred probably needs a bigger salary than freedom. I just thought of something I'm going to do to his picture:

    Why am I laughing so hard at this photo? I don't even know. But- OH MY FREAKING GOD, THAT'S HYSTERICAL! Repeat process like twelve times. I designed this picture in a library. Yeah, people stared and probably wondered why I was trying to cover up my laughter. OMIGOD! But I'm just hysterical. I love this picture so much. And now I'm listening to a cover of Anna Sun by Walk The Moon and the cover is by Joey Graceffa. And it's pretty good. I know what I should do when I have my crap sorted. A picture designer. Obviously. Because I'm so good at it. You're reading a pro's work.


So yeah. Bye.

Copyright Natalie Jones of Awesome Picture Editing LLC.

PULLING A JARRED!

    Hey guys! So lately I have been posting about Jarred. The. Tire. Guy. Who is like my best friend ever now. We look like dis.




Yeah we PB&J cause that's just how we roll. Anyways the title is "Pulling a Jarred". Now I came up with this phrase no matter what anyone says. Now "Pulling a Jarred" is when you do something stupid or you fail. So this phrase should be used. A lot. So yeah. Jarred and I are like best friends and no one can ever make our friendship fail.
 

North Korea eat a snickers. You get a little nuclear terroristic when you're hungry...

     As most of you know, N. Korea has been making threats about nuclear bombs and weapons, for a while and it's all thanks to this guy:




oops wrong guy





That's better.


How to explain what the hell is going on with North Korea gangster style.


Yeah, so this dawgs paps went kaboom then this little sh*t took ova. Now he be makin threats to everwhere. Like in da house. Threatening to make the US kablamo.


Yeah, I'm kind of tired.

k bye.

JARRED THE TIRE GUY!

   So it's been like two minutes and you know who pops into my head? Jarred. Jarred from the tire place in Oregon. Poor Jarred. So here's what happened:

    We had just left Kyra's uncle's house and we were like two blocks away. Then suddenly, we run over a glass bottle

  

    And then our tire got a huge gash in it from glass. So that's when we met him. Jarred. The tire guy. Of course Kyra's mom and her boyfriend were pissed that we had run over glass. And then he said, softly, slowly. "I can probably patch up the tire for a twenty dollar fee." We hadn't known that Jarred would make such an impact on our boring lives. But then, in a twist of fate, he says, "The gash is too big. We don't have a plug that big." That is how we met Jarred. Really met him. Understood him. Knew him. And then of course Kyra's mom's boyfriend, Rod, goes off and said. "If I can have a buddy in California and if he can fix the tire. Then I'm going to come back here and not sue (Blank) Tires, but you. Just you, Jarred." We ended up buying a used tire for 113$ dollars. And then Rod started complaining about the fact that he had to write his name, #, and address down for a warranty. Then we gave Jarred the money and left. Rod still complaining about the fact he had to write his name down. Then Jarred was the topic of conversation for like an hour. Just funny things about him. When we got home after a ten hour drive, it was like one in the morning. So the first thing I did was type in the name, "Jarred" on Facebook search bar. Then I just put in that he worked at(Blank) and he lived in Oregon and voila there he was.

What I learned about Jarred after skimming his page:
He Likes Nickelback.
He Likes taking selfies.
He liked the movie Wedding Crashers
He likes taking pictures without his shirt on.

So yeah. Me and Jarred are like this now:



And Jarred, if you read this, please make your Facebook private so people like me don't accidentally trip and fall into your life story.

'Murica Day. Even though it's the seventh today...

    Haiii guys. So as you know I went to Oregon with Kyra. And I just wanted to say:



"HAPPY BIRTHDAY 'MURICA!!!"

Some questions/complaints/rants I think I should ask/say/rant on about.

Have you ever noticed that our mascot looks like the bird version of the d-bag who takes gym class too seriously. I mean look at him.

 C'mon you know it is true. And he doesn't look much like the 'Symbol of Freedom'. He looks more like he'll peck out you're eyes for looking at him in the eye.

 "STOP IT!! I DIDN'T MEAN TO LOOK AT YOU! I SWEAR TO GOD IT WAS AN ACCIDENT! PLEASE!! I NEED EYEBALLS!!"

And that was the last we ever heard from poor one-eyed Derek.

-------------------------------Question two: Why are we so fat?

That's it. That's really the only statement.

Buh-Bye Oregon!

     Haiii guys! So yeah. I'm in Oregon with meh buddy Kyra.

     What I'm doing right now: Taking Selfies, of course!

 

I just realized how tired I look in this picture...

    Yeah so Oregon was fun. No tax! Wahoo. 

     So yeah we're leaving in like an hour to go on a twelve hour drive home. FUN! Jk.

     Questions for an Oregonian: 

     'Tf you need people to pump your gas? Are y'all incapable of pumping your gas without setting the station on fire?

      What is up with all of the circle roads? I mean your whole state is just like on twirly road.

       Why do you guys like the Seahawks? You're freaking closer to 49er territory anyway. DaFu.

       So yeah. Bye.

CLUB PENGUIN TROLL!

       Hey guys. I have created a number of CP accounts over the years. Me, being twelve makes me one of the older people on there. That and my wicked awesome sense of humor makes it really fun to screw with people on there.


       Fun things to do to confuse small children: When two penguins do hearts at each other, say, "Internet relationships aren't safe, kids." There reaction will be confused.  And if someone puts on the robber costume and says "Put your hands up!" Just reply with no, nope, no thanks, and of course, go rob the (insert name of different place than where you are now.) the (insert name of building you are in) is broke.

*Please note that you could be banned. Make an alternate penguin to do these things. Look some stuff on google. If you think it'll be funny, do it. Only please remember small children are on there. Please be at least a little appropriate.

      Try these things. They're freaking funny. Anyways, yeah.

     k bye.

Why you should pay attention in class...

       Remember in English when the classroom would suddenly become so interesting when the lesson got so boring? Maybe you should have paid attention. Maybe you did. Good for you. And now you know how to actually read a question and answer it. Correctly. For the most part. So if you are still in school. You still have a chance to not become a toats idiot! Congratulations! And for the rest of y'all, well, I'm sorry. Here are some typing fails from social media sites:
























And here is one that I saw and did a screen shot:

So yeah. Stay in school kids. 

K bye.

The Internship. Not The Internsh*t.

    Haiiii guys. So yesterday I went and saw The Internship with Kyra from Kyra's Awesome Blog. It was AWESOME.



   Honestly I do think if you are paying more than seven dollars a ticket, wait for it to come on HBO.

   Ratings from RT, Metacritic, and IMDb

   Rotten Tomatoes gave the Internship a depressing score of 35% and/or two stars.

   Metacritic gave it a 43% and/or two stars.

   IMDb gave it a 6.5 out of ten or 65% for those of you who prefer percentages.

   CNN's Review states, "The Internship was written by Vaughn and Jared Stern, and it's got little jabs of wit, like the scene in which Nick and Bill are duped into addressing a bald instructor in a wheelchair as ''Professor Charles Xavier'' (he is not pleased). A lot of the film is devoted to showing how the cult of technology and the human element don't need to be opposed; they can, and should, work hand in hand. That's a nice message (and it's certainly a swell advertisement for Google), but it's not a funny message. "The Internship" gets so caught up in healing the generational divide that it's ostensibly about — the analog dudes vs. the digital kids — that the movie ends up being just a pleasant collection of mild laughs. It needed more spin, more Googliness. Grade: B"


  My review: Two 30 something guys get fired from their jobs as pro salesmen. They discover that Google is holding an internship program for college kids. They sign up at an on-the-line (if you see the movie, you'll get the joke) college and become interns. Through series of challenges and a d-bag of a college kid, it all ends well.Very good advertising for Google, if I do say so myself. Full of humor and nerdy kids, The Internship was worth my five dollars.

My grade: B+

No title. Titles are overrated.

Me. Sitting here. Watching Meet the Robinsons. My life is soooooo interesting.


For y'all who think I have a life...
LOL.

Kyra from Kyra's Awesome Blog. is sitting here.
Drinking hot chocolate. It's like five in the afternoon.
Or something like that.

This post doesn't make sense.
Sorry if you were looking for quality.
I don't post quality whilst waiting for dinner.
Pasta with alfredo sauce. Yum.
And now Kyra is talking about Homestuck.
Now that's quality.
And now she's talking about buying a Homestuck sweater.
I just want some food.
I is hungry.
I mean, I'm not the one out of eight that goes to bed hungry.
The last thing I do usually before going to sleep is burp.
I can hear the someone pouring the pasta into the pot.
YAY!
I'm just going to keep writing stuff until the food is ready.

             

Scenes of Meet the Robinsons

Or How I interpret it.

Goob: Imma be the best baseball playa ever!

Louis: I made an invention and now Imma get adopted!

Louis: I should stop almost murdering people with allergic reactions.

Louis: I'm going to sit on this roof until I feel better.

Mildred (Adoption Lady): Feel better. I'm going to go tell some other kid some lie to make them believe they can do anything!

Louis: I'm going to build a machine to find meh mom.

Louis: OMG a science fair!

Louis: I'm going to measure some guys head for no apparent reason.

Louis: Stealing basketball hoops is fun.

Goob: Is way tired. And loses his game, thus ruining his future.

Louis: I'm going to go into the future for some reason.

What Meet The Robinsons Taught Me.

  

    Never forget one bad thing. Ruin your whole life because you are still upset...

    Yeah. Maybe we shouldn't show small children Meet the Robinso-...

      

YAY MY FOOD!!!

IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!!!; Is what I said at eight a.m. on Sunday Morning.

      So yeah, June 2nd was my birthday. Which also happened to be the day the word awesome started to mean something. Anyways, I had an awesome time, went to Six Flags Discovery Kingdom. BTW, I'm just gonna give you some advice, pee before you go on the Medusa ride. Seriously. The seat fastening presses against your bladder and makes you very uncomfortable. Very. So instead of enjoying the ride, I had to just close my eyes and think, don't pee, don't pee. As soon as the ride was over, I just ran to the bathroom. And then all was well. YAY! Anyways, it was really fun. But I preferred the tilt-a-whirl thing to any of the rides. My dad almost puked on a four year old. LOL. On the chair that they put on chains and have it in the air. Yeah. That was pretty funny. And then we went on a few more rides then went home. So yeah it was a good day.


k bye.

DA TURD?!?! On Club Penguin.

    Admit it, you've played Club Penguin at least once in your life. And if you haven't, kudos to you that's pretty amazing and badass. Look at you, thinking to yourself, "I'll just pretend I haven't played CP before." And you just realized you said your thought a loud. Oh sh*t, you think to yourself. Gotta make up a good excuse. "Erm, CP stands for, um, Cantine People." You say to the crowd who listened. Now they start to quiet down. You're screwed. So you run out of the building. Sobbing. See, just admit it to yourself. You have played Club Penguin. It's the first step to closure. I feel like Club Penguin doesn't even have kids on it anymore; it's just Tumblr people being dipturds and might I say, It's great! Hehe, jk. mkay, bye. Sorry for the crappy placing of pics; I just got a new laptop and still trying to figure out all of the settings.

My Fiftieth Post!

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!

    OH MY GOD! So excited. Now, I've been told many times not to be all like, OMG! But if it does happen I will be so freaking happy.
    So now you're probably like, "What is she so happy about?" Well I'm happy because of.... my school trip to Europe! They go to Rome, Florence, Paris, and London! And it's only... well... three thousand dollars... For some of you, maybe this isn't a lot of cash. Well to my family it kind of is. I've been told not to get hopeful. I was given a 50/50 chance. I usually go to the U.K. every year because I have family there. But I haven't been to Paris for three years. Ok, don't give me that look. I sound like a total spoiled asshole. I'm more like a spoiled ass. Not an asshole, there is a difference in asshole-ness. But... I haven't been to Italy and we rarely go sight-seeing when we're in London and we were only in France for two days three nights. So yeah, don't give me that look.

I MISS YOU!

We were together ever since I can remember.
Some of my favorite memories were with you.
I can't wait for eighteen months.
I need steak.
I need good, not easy chewable food.
I miss you, food.

Braces. Damn you.
I got braces. Damn them.
I'm just gonna damn the braces the whole time.
I seriously hate braces.
^Look a hyperbole. JK.
They freaking hurt like a hippo eating a hobbit and trying to digest it.
Damn it.
It just hurts so bad. It's like a cheetah pooping out an elf.

SADNESS,
K BYE. 

Does Absolut Vodka Really Have A Key Ingredient To Save Humanity If The Zombie Apocolypse Strikes?

       I see my title has interested you into clicking onto my post. Ha! I win!


      Anyway, Absolut Vodka does not hold any key ingredient in saving humanity, incase of the looming (Not really) Zombie Apocalypse.

      How the zombie apoc. starts:


  *Suddenly you are chained to a chair with a TV in front of you. Because no one else will watch.*


                                                           Le person eating cereal.


                                                          Le friend eats his cereal.
                  

                           Le person gets so pissed that he eats the friend and the rest of the cereal.



                  Le friend comes out of persons butt. And eats the person. Now comes the third dude.

                                    Le friend and person fight for the third dude.




   Now I know what you're thinking, this is the most f'd up Dr. Seuss story ever.











k bye.

Dude, I really don't want to see that. On Facebook Statuses.

    Some people are just plain stupid. If you just took a dump, do I really need to see a post saying how brown it was? What if I was eating Chinese food?  And I looked down at my food all like,  

                                          
    And if you're clogging up my home page with stuff about who you're dating and who sucks crap. (Because you dated them and they broke up with you. And the only person who will listen is the internet.) I will delete you. Fast. I'm a speedy motha.


Anywayzz.  If you're having relationship issues, please talk about it on Myspace, because no one has to endure reading it.  HA!!

  And if you're playing ninja games and you're over fourteen...

  GET HELP. GET HELP. GET HELP.

  And if you're all like, "Like my status for a FU."

  I don't wanna be FU'd. Who the crap would?

  Well actually I have ten friends who liked it.

  My friends have issues...

 Click here for what not to do's.

12 and over. For language content.

Or you can watch it. I'm a blogger not a cop.


k bye.

Sorry I haven't posted in a while...

    Hey guys. Sorry I haven't posted in a while. Here's what happened:


   I went on Spring Break for a week.

  Got sleepy and lazy.

   Took some naps.

   Ok, I fell asleep, a lot.


  Anyways, I just wanted to kind of say hi. And I also wanted to say thank you! I have now reached 300 blog views! Thanks guys! I love you guys so much!




k thanks bye.

Internet Wars: MYSPACE VS REDDIT

                            Myspace VS Reddit

Anyway, I decided to start a thing called Internet Wars. It's a ripoff of like, 20 shows on History Channel. Why am I using bold? That's better.
I just realized I should've done this for my science fair. Damn. Well, there's always next year.
K, so first of all. WTF is wrong with Reddits homepage. It's like confusing. So theres a robot in the top corner and stuff like Welcome to Canada. I'm in the freaking U.S. Canadia Eh? Sorry that's my Twitter Bio. BTDUB follow me @natcami. And Myspace is just empty. All there is is a tumbleweed. JK. Anyway, there are like probably a few thousand active accounts. Compared to Facebook, where there are like 30,000 dead peoples accounts. I got tired and just gave up.



                                            Who Wins the War?


                                               YOU DECIDE!

  *Canadia always wins, but never wars. Never.


k bye. Ermagerd! Follow me @natcami.

eHarmony Cat Lady

   The eHarmony cat lady is pretty psycho. She just loves cats so much. So she wants to hug every cat. Do you want to try to love cats as much as she does? Do you think I want to love cats that much.

 Link to original video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTTwcCVajAc

 Link to songified video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sP4NMoJcFd4


 Just watch the video and comment on a scale from 1 - 10 on how psycho she is. (10 being completely psycho needs to be locked up in an asylum, 1 being she reminds me of my grandma.)

  k bye. :)

Grapefruits: The chubby cousin of oranges.

  G to the R to the A to the P to the E now to the F to the R to the U to the I to the T to the S.

 Grapefruits.

   This is sort of a stupid post but grapefruits are probably the most misunderstood fruits, besides lemons. I always put a bunch of sugar on them. So is that like making them fake. Like a Ke$ha fruit? You know, like maybe a bunch of sugar is kind of like all the glitter and make-up. And they're like chubby. They're like the obese oranges of the world. That kind of makes me sad. It's like all the sugar we put on them makes them fat. That makes me feel like I should be putting less sugar on them. But that would make my tongue depressed.


  Anyway, should my tongue or should obese oranges be sad?

  Comment!

R.I.P.

   Today I wanted to talk about something serious. With all the death and shootings lately, 2013 is off to a hellish start. It seems as if death is in the air.

   I had only experienced what deaths aftermath felt like once. R.I.P Jerry Carter.
   I had another experience today. One of the seventh graders at my school passed away. No one knows what happened except that it was suicide. I didn't know her very well. I had seen her around school a few times. A few minutes before she killed herself, she wrote on facebook, "I love you guys." There was a rumor that she also wrote "goodbye for now." But that wasn't true. She passed  on Saturday, The 23rd.

   It just makes you realize how precious life is. One action and it's gone.

  "As cliche as it sounds, live life to it's fullest." -Ryan Higa.

  "Gotta live like we're dying." -Kris Whats-his-face.

   If you are thinking about ending life, thinking that it will solve all your problems, it won't. If you feel like no one cares, you are so, so wrong. The girl who committed suicide, maybe thought no one cared. Do you know how many kids had to go to counseling? Do you know how the teachers reacted? My teacher tried to explain it's okay to be sad. She had to turn away because she couldn't speak she cried so hard. Do you know how many kids wore blue in support of this girl? About 500 kids wore blue, including me. 
   If you still think no one cares, I care. I don't want you to end your life. You will most likely live until you're eighty.
   I can't go on. This is painful.
  I don't want to see anyone else go through what this girl went through.
   

                        R.I.P Ashley.

   Meh Wuvz, you guys. Remember that.
  

Dude, I really don't want to see that. On commercials.

      Hey Guys. So you know those commercials that are anti-smoking. It's a good message for smokers to see what their lungs look like. But non-smokers like me don't want to see open heart surgery or some sh*t like that on TV. What if I'm eating?
                                                      *Sets the scene.*

     Le me sitting at the table whilst eating a waffle.

     Le me watching Spongebob.

     Le me chewing waffle.

                              *Open lung or some sh*t like that shows on TV.*

     Le me looking at TV.          
 
                                                 *Two seconds later*

     Le me sitting in front of toilet, vomiting guts out.

                                                   *Curtains Close*

       See that. Bulimia in it's true form.


     Anyways, I think they're good messages for smokers. But I don't want that stuff interrupting my Spongebob time.

                                      What Dish Network should do:

   Use Google maps earth and the U.S. Army tracking down smokers and only sending commercials to smokers. Putting 50 billion more into the National Debt. -Romney's America.
               Sorry to my Republican readers.

  k bye. Wuvz meh rehders. Follow me on Twitter @natcami.

Snickers: Because you're not you when you're hungry

         Ok, to get this straight. I am me when I'm hungry. I'm not all like,
 "I'm hungry, so I'm going to become Joe Biden." I'm hungry a lot. Like when I raid the fridge and the only thing in there is mushrooms. I will starve until my parents go to the store and buy real food. Yet while I wait, for some reason I'm not in the White House. False advertising, Snickers. What if someone starved themselves and were all like,
  "I'm gonna starve myself until I become a roll of toilet paper."

    See. Snickers is starving people. That's called anorexia, people.

          Snickers: Causing starvation and obesity since 1930.


*Not bashing Snickers. Way too yummy to bash :)

k bye.

CSI.

    CSI (Crime Scene Investigation) is a show about, well, I'll just simplify it, theoretically shows fictional murderers and how the CSI caught them.


     So I am totally, anti-drug, anti-murder, and of course, anti-dollar store toilet paper. When I go to the bathroom I wanna feel like I wiped fully and not pained down there. Not the point. I love CSI. Amazing show. But disturbing. It's like Honey Boo Boo's mom, Swiper from Dora, a murderer, and a nature show all got together and said, "Let's create a crime show, that shows how they murdered someone, and got caught." - The trio that were later convicted of attempted robbery. (They never commited robbery, any of them. I mean Swiper always tried but never succeeded. God, he must have like what, 128 felonies?)


  I'm not trying to get the show stopped, but I couldn't think of anything else to blog about, ok? I have a competition tomorrow and quite a lot of my rep is at stake. So I'm just studying and hoping I win.


  k bye. ERMAGHERD! Wuvz meh rehders.

Promoting blogs I love!

     Hey guys. So I was looking through my blog (because I had nothing better to do, duh), and I was all like,
                                                    *Singing*
  *Du du du du du Dora, Du du du du du Dora, Dora, Dora, Dora, The Explorer.*

    So later I was like, "I haven't promoted any blogs! So I think I'll do that now."

    *Le hitting the pencil button.* *Le starts writing* *Le aldsfla* *Le pushes cat off of keyboard*


   Ok, so here is a list which may be updated in the future.

• Kyra's Awesome Blog (Supernatural & Buffy fans will love."
• Krypto's Blog
• Amy's Blog
• Kyra's Poetry Blog
• Ruby's Epic Blog (Psych fans will love)
• Aubrey's Random Blog
• Family Pet Blog

   k bye. Ermagherd! Wuv meh rehders. <---- Looks a bit like the word Reddit, doesn't it? Don't know what Reddit is? It's like an older version of Myspace.

Yugoslavia.

       Hey guys. So today I literally learned there was a country named Yugoslavia. Older readers may know this but as a 2000's child, I had no freaking idea that there was a country called Yugoslavia.

      While I was trying to find a picture on a map, it's so old I couldn't find any pictures with real (not made up) words.

      So whilst (I'm so smart) I wait for my slow computer to load, I must improvise.
                                             *   Sings   *
 I love you, you love me, lets get together and kill Barney. With an arrow to the-
    
               Yay it loaded!
So I searched up a pic of a 'Yugo'.


    So a Yugo is a car made in Lithuania. Just kidding. It's made in Turkey. Anyway, you can guess where it comes from.

Fun fact: The Yugo was featured on Time's worst cars of all time.



    *I'm really tired, not because it's late, because of school. So I just wanted to say that because I haven't posted for a bit. And I've been busy. So yeah. And stuff.   k bye. Sorry if this hasn't been a quality post. Read my honey boo boo and dora posts if you're looking for comedy.

You Just Got Meme'd (Grumpy Cat)

   Grumpy Cat is a cat who you can tell from the name, is, indeed, very joyful.

Just kidding. He is, like, really depressed and should probably be on anti-depressants. Seriously, his face is like saddening.

   Mock Fry meme. Hehe.





k bye.

Age Limitations

     Whoever invented age limits was just plain old stupid. How dare you tell me I can't go on Thomas The Train? How dare you tell me I am too young to ride the Stratosphere in Las Vegas?

     Why can't I go on the train ride through the animal sanctuary?
     Why do you tell me that I can't go into that bouncy castle? I don't have a knife. I'm not going to pop the damn castle. And now you're telling me I might scare the kids? THOSE KIDS NEED A ROLE MODEL. And now you're calling security, wow, tough guy aren't you? And as those security guards "escort" me out, I will give you my well used middle finger, Mr. Bouncy Castle Manager Guy.


     I mean, I understand you want to keep kids safe from weirdo pervs. But I'm not a perv. So let me on the freaking Spongebob rollercoaster.

HOLY FREAKING CRAP!

         

       It's Friday. Yay!! I thought it was yesterday, but I was wrong. But it's Friday today! I bet you are thinking, "Why is this girl blogging about Friday it happens a lot." Well good-questioned person, it's because it's the end of the trimester!

*Trimester is like a semester but a little shorter and there's three of them.



         

                                 Anyway, YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!


                   And there isn't school on Monday, so another YAAAAAAAAAAAY!




(enthusiastic k bye.) so enthusiastic im going to change k yay so,


yay bye.

Why Mardi Gras is way better that Valentines Day

   Mardi Gras (Fat Tuesday) is a lot better than Valentines Day. Heres why:



    Valentines day sucks for forever aloners.
    You can wear costumes during Mardi Gras.
    If you haven't a valentine, then you walk around all sad that other girls have huge teddy bears.
    Mardi Gras isn't depressing.
    You can be alone on Mardi Gras and no one cares.

 k bye.

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