Snickers: Because you're not you when you're hungry

         Ok, to get this straight. I am me when I'm hungry. I'm not all like,
 "I'm hungry, so I'm going to become Joe Biden." I'm hungry a lot. Like when I raid the fridge and the only thing in there is mushrooms. I will starve until my parents go to the store and buy real food. Yet while I wait, for some reason I'm not in the White House. False advertising, Snickers. What if someone starved themselves and were all like,
  "I'm gonna starve myself until I become a roll of toilet paper."

    See. Snickers is starving people. That's called anorexia, people.

          Snickers: Causing starvation and obesity since 1930.


*Not bashing Snickers. Way too yummy to bash :)

k bye.