DA TURD? On Dora The Explorer

    If you are a 2000's child, then you know Dora. You know, that chick that was so high she talked to foxes and sh*t. Still don't know her? "SWIPER NO SWIPE." As I said, she was on drugs. First of all, she talks a mixture of what you might call 'Spanglish.' She teaches you some level of Spanish, but what if you confuse one word with a different word then you are screwed. Let's just say she said, "I talk to foxes and a bunch of other sh*t that is magical." Which in Spanish is, "Hablo con los zorros y un montón de caca de otro que es mágico".

    But let's just say you thought she said, "I poop on foxes and my brother ate my hamster yesterday." Which in Spanish is, "Yo caca en zorros y mi hermano se comió mi hamster ayer". 


   In conclusion, Dora is a b*tch who is high on whatever that fox is giving her. She has a magical backpack that gives her anything she needs. And she is uneducated. Have you ever seen an episode that takes place in a school? And her cousin, Diego isn't much better.

    How to solve this problem : Open a rehab center called, Dope Do Dope Dope Do Dora. 
  
And I can't leave without some, you guessed it. MEMES
*Authors note : I love you Google Translate.

k bye.