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Saturday, February 16, 2013

Age Limitations

     Whoever invented age limits was just plain old stupid. How dare you tell me I can't go on Thomas The Train? How dare you tell me I am too young to ride the Stratosphere in Las Vegas?

     Why can't I go on the train ride through the animal sanctuary?
     Why do you tell me that I can't go into that bouncy castle? I don't have a knife. I'm not going to pop the damn castle. And now you're telling me I might scare the kids? THOSE KIDS NEED A ROLE MODEL. And now you're calling security, wow, tough guy aren't you? And as those security guards "escort" me out, I will give you my well used middle finger, Mr. Bouncy Castle Manager Guy.


     I mean, I understand you want to keep kids safe from weirdo pervs. But I'm not a perv. So let me on the freaking Spongebob rollercoaster.

1 comment:

  1. Amen, Bro. Next time they "escort" you out, just say:

    "Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    I have five fingers,
    The middle one is for you."

    I hate restrictions. They suck a**.

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