OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!

    OH MY GOD! So excited. Now, I've been told many times not to be all like, OMG! But if it does happen I will be so freaking happy.
    So now you're probably like, "What is she so happy about?" Well I'm happy because of.... my school trip to Europe! They go to Rome, Florence, Paris, and London! And it's only... well... three thousand dollars... For some of you, maybe this isn't a lot of cash. Well to my family it kind of is. I've been told not to get hopeful. I was given a 50/50 chance. I usually go to the U.K. every year because I have family there. But I haven't been to Paris for three years. Ok, don't give me that look. I sound like a total spoiled asshole. I'm more like a spoiled ass. Not an asshole, there is a difference in asshole-ness. But... I haven't been to Italy and we rarely go sight-seeing when we're in London and we were only in France for two days three nights. So yeah, don't give me that look.

I MISS YOU!

We were together ever since I can remember.
Some of my favorite memories were with you.
I can't wait for eighteen months.
I need steak.
I need good, not easy chewable food.
I miss you, food.

Braces. Damn you.
I got braces. Damn them.
I'm just gonna damn the braces the whole time.
I seriously hate braces.
^Look a hyperbole. JK.
They freaking hurt like a hippo eating a hobbit and trying to digest it.
Damn it.
It just hurts so bad. It's like a cheetah pooping out an elf.

SADNESS,
K BYE. 

Does Absolut Vodka Really Have A Key Ingredient To Save Humanity If The Zombie Apocolypse Strikes?

       I see my title has interested you into clicking onto my post. Ha! I win!


      Anyway, Absolut Vodka does not hold any key ingredient in saving humanity, incase of the looming (Not really) Zombie Apocalypse.

      How the zombie apoc. starts:


  *Suddenly you are chained to a chair with a TV in front of you. Because no one else will watch.*


                                                           Le person eating cereal.


                                                          Le friend eats his cereal.
                  

                           Le person gets so pissed that he eats the friend and the rest of the cereal.



                  Le friend comes out of persons butt. And eats the person. Now comes the third dude.

                                    Le friend and person fight for the third dude.




   Now I know what you're thinking, this is the most f'd up Dr. Seuss story ever.











k bye.